The Pastas

7/50

7/50
Spaghetti hybridized with Marinara
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6/50

6/50
Spaghetti drowning in Marinara
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Hoplite

Hoplite
Five Cheese Marinara incorporated with Fettuccine
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A white shield, emblazoned with a fiery orange sun. The points of a four-pronged triden gleam in the light, ready to strike. Ready your dinner and eat hearty!

5/50

5/50
Marinara blissfully mixed with Spaghetti
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Gravity Well

Gravity Well
Gluten Free Rotini flawlessly replete with Alfredo, bursting with Chicken Fritta
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A trick of perspective causes the eye to "sink into" this pasta, which, reportedly, "tastes just like macaroni and cheese".

4/50

4/50
Marinara settled on a cave, boy! A cave of Spaghetti
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A Chicken & Two Chicks!

A Chicken & Two Chicks!
Creamy Mushroom crossbred with Cavatappi, sprinkled with Grilled Chicken
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Let's not forget that the meat on our plates was once the living tissue of a sentient being that did not want to die. Tasty though they may be, chickens live lives of near-constant suffering and then are killed so we can have something chewy to go with our pasta.

So, y'know, take home the leftovers, at least.

3/50

3/50
Spaghetti intriguingly coated in Marinara
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The Mixup

The Mixup
Creamy Mushroom dropped on a cave, boy! A cave of Rigatoni, perfectly balanced with Chicken Fritta
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When it comes to sauce distribution, sometimes the chef loves you, and sometimes you have to forge your own path. In this case, it is clear that Jessica was forced into the latter option; some of these rigatoni are bone-dry, and others have entered into an unnatural state that is more sauce than pasta.

Be wary when ordering this dish - you never know what's in the next forkful.

2/50

2/50
Marinara swathed in a heap of Spaghetti
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A Big Bowl of Cheese Puffs

A Big Bowl of Cheese Puffs
Rigatoni impeccably sprinkled with Italian Sausage, sauced with Five Cheese Marinara
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A satisfying thing to munch on absentmindedly, but not what most would call fine dining. Apparently, you can get halfway through this dish without even realizing you were eating!

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