The Pastas

7/50

7/50
Spaghetti drowning in Marinara
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6/50

6/50
Spaghetti drizzled with Marinara
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Hoplite

Hoplite
Fettuccine hybridized with Five Cheese Marinara
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A white shield, emblazoned with a fiery orange sun. The points of a four-pronged triden gleam in the light, ready to strike. Ready your dinner and eat hearty!

5/50

5/50
Spaghetti kissed with Marinara
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Gravity Well

Gravity Well
Chicken Fritta wrapped in a deep well of Gluten Free Rotini, fused with Alfredo
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A trick of perspective causes the eye to "sink into" this pasta, which, reportedly, "tastes just like macaroni and cheese".

4/50

4/50
Spaghetti resplendently saturated in Marinara
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A Chicken & Two Chicks!

A Chicken & Two Chicks!
Cavatappi excellently smothered in Creamy Mushroom, enhanced with a veritable bevy of Grilled Chicken
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Let's not forget that the meat on our plates was once the living tissue of a sentient being that did not want to die. Tasty though they may be, chickens live lives of near-constant suffering and then are killed so we can have something chewy to go with our pasta.

So, y'know, take home the leftovers, at least.

3/50

3/50
Marinara swathed in a agglutination of Spaghetti
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The Mixup

The Mixup
Creamy Mushroom enveloped by a bunch of Rigatoni, embedded with Chicken Fritta
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When it comes to sauce distribution, sometimes the chef loves you, and sometimes you have to forge your own path. In this case, it is clear that Jessica was forced into the latter option; some of these rigatoni are bone-dry, and others have entered into an unnatural state that is more sauce than pasta.

Be wary when ordering this dish - you never know what's in the next forkful.

2/50

2/50
Spaghetti showered in Marinara
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A Big Bowl of Cheese Puffs

A Big Bowl of Cheese Puffs
Italian Sausage smothered in Five Cheese Marinara, nestled within a bundle of Rigatoni
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A satisfying thing to munch on absentmindedly, but not what most would call fine dining. Apparently, you can get halfway through this dish without even realizing you were eating!

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