The Pastas

Rice A Roni

Rice A Roni
Gluten Free Rotini tastefully smothered in Pesto Alfredo
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It felt important that I get the most San Francisco thing I could imagine, so I got a meatless, gluten-free dish that cost too much money.

Raviocean

Raviocean
Mezzaluna Ravioli smeared with Asiago Garlic Alfredo
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Please follow this guided meditation...
Close your eyes. Breathe deeply.

Ariel's Feast

Ariel's Feast
Shrimp Fritta resplendently blended with Rigatoni, drowning in Asiago Garlic Alfredo
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Look at this meal, treasures untold
How many fritta can one pasta hold?

Are You Alfredof The Dark

Are You Alfredof The Dark
Gluten Free Rotini drowning in Pesto Alfredo, delightfully bursting with Italian Sausage
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There's something mildly spooky, yet also very 90's, about this pasta, though I can't put my finger on it.

Tony's Choice

Tony's Choice
Chicken Pomodoro settled on a hill of Rigatoni
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Rigatoni (Italian for "Rigid Tony", named after its rheumatic chef creator, 'Rigid' Tony Palazza) pasta is a fine addition to the Neverending Pasta Bowl.

Vegetarian Option

Vegetarian Option
Asiago Garlic Alfredo nestled within a baseless basin of Tri Colored Vegetable Penne
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While it's true that a vegetarian diet is generally less fattening than the alternative, it's easy to forget that alfredo sauces easily double all but the most Italian Sausage of meat toppings in terms of pure calories.

Applebee's Nachos

Applebee's Nachos
Pesto Alfredo hidden in a deep dish of Rigatoni, delightfully fused with Shrimp Fritta
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I don't do a lot of talking about other family-style midrange themed chain restaurants, but the disastrous topping/sauce/base ratios and overall presentation of this dish really screamed "Applebee's Nachos" to me.

Not What I Ordered

Not What I Ordered
Chicken Fritta enveloped by a fistful of Rigatoni, accompanied by Chicken Pomodoro
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I specifically asked for shrimp fritta on this pasta, not chicken.

Ganges

Ganges
Chicken Pomodoro put upon a baseless basin of Tri Colored Vegetable Penne, fused with Italian Sausage
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This pasta is simultaneously sacred and kind of disgusting.

Diffuse Natural Light

Diffuse Natural Light
Rigatoni drizzled with Pesto Alfredo, heaped with Italian Sausage
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I know that my photographs of Olive Garden's food make it look like I don't know what I'm doing, but rest assured that I'm acutely aware of how bad most of the pictures end up looking.

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