The Pastas

Rice A Roni

Rice A Roni
Gluten Free Rotini showered in Pesto Alfredo
Comments

It felt important that I get the most San Francisco thing I could imagine, so I got a meatless, gluten-free dish that cost too much money.

Raviocean

Raviocean
Mezzaluna Ravioli fused with Asiago Garlic Alfredo
Comments

Please follow this guided meditation...
Close your eyes. Breathe deeply.

Ariel's Feast

Ariel's Feast
Asiago Garlic Alfredo embedded with Shrimp Fritta, accentuated with a generous portion of Rigatoni
Comments

Look at this meal, treasures untold
How many fritta can one pasta hold?

Are You Alfredof The Dark

Are You Alfredof The Dark
Gluten Free Rotini covered in Italian Sausage, joined with Pesto Alfredo
Comments

There's something mildly spooky, yet also very 90's, about this pasta, though I can't put my finger on it.

Tony's Choice

Tony's Choice
Rigatoni impeccably smothered in Chicken Pomodoro
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Rigatoni (Italian for "Rigid Tony", named after its rheumatic chef creator, 'Rigid' Tony Palazza) pasta is a fine addition to the Neverending Pasta Bowl.

Vegetarian Option

Vegetarian Option
Asiago Garlic Alfredo tucked away inside a agglutination of Tri Colored Vegetable Penne
Comments

While it's true that a vegetarian diet is generally less fattening than the alternative, it's easy to forget that alfredo sauces easily double all but the most Italian Sausage of meat toppings in terms of pure calories.

Applebee's Nachos

Applebee's Nachos
Pesto Alfredo tossed on a baseless basin of Rigatoni, heaped with Shrimp Fritta
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I don't do a lot of talking about other family-style midrange themed chain restaurants, but the disastrous topping/sauce/base ratios and overall presentation of this dish really screamed "Applebee's Nachos" to me.

Ganges

Ganges
Chicken Pomodoro impressively tucked away inside a baseless basin of Tri Colored Vegetable Penne, pleasantly garnished lavishly with Italian Sausage
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This pasta is simultaneously sacred and kind of disgusting.

Diffuse Natural Light

Diffuse Natural Light
Italian Sausage balanced with Rigatoni, kissed with Pesto Alfredo
Comments

I know that my photographs of Olive Garden's food make it look like I don't know what I'm doing, but rest assured that I'm acutely aware of how bad most of the pictures end up looking.

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