Winter
Now is the pasta
Of our discontent; nights filled
With longer hours
And here is Winter
Or, a photograph of it
Ceci n'est pas, right.
Day 44
Angelhair pasta is the most challenging pasta in the oeuvre of the Neverending Pasta Bowl. It breaks easily, it doesn't hold sauce well, and it's more dense than a Gawker writer on Jupiter. Eating a bowl of an angelhair is akin to consuming a loaf of wet white bread.
So you can understand why I wanted to get them out of the way. Eating three in a row was probably a bad idea, but now I can go the rest of my life without ever touching this black hole of carbs again.
Lunch was skipped.
Dinner was composed of three plates of pasta:
NOTE:I'm doing a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) tomorrow at 8pm eastern time, so if you have a question, feel free to post it there! I'll link it here on the blog and on Twitter when it's up.
A special thanks to my dining companion, the three pounds of pasta stubbornly resisting my futile attempts at digestion!
Angelheir
"You cannot eat it. None of us can. The One Pasta answers to the Garden alone. It has no other master."
Pictured here is Angelheir, the rightful claimant of the pasta throne.
Angelhare
“All the world will be your enemy, Pasta with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will eat you. But first they must catch you.”
Pictured here is Angelhare, which is awfully dark for a children's menu item.
Anglehair
Since this pasta is typically served at room temperature (~70 degrees) we can safely say that it's an acute anglehair.
Pictured here is Anglehair - oh baby, a triple pun!
Day 43
Today my highly-trained team of computer crackers, mainframe hackers, proxy smackers, and CPU jackers finally broke through the
armies of spambots that were waiting at the gates of our comment section. Apparently, All Of Garden was the number one site in Japan
for both pop-culture-based reviews of pasta AND knockoff designer handbags.
In celebration of this victory, I'm dedicating today's blog to our spammer friends, who I assume are every bit as pale and saucy as these pastas!
Lunch was Bulgari ashtray sale.
Dinner was composed of three plates of pasta:
Disney collaboration Takashimaya Kashiwa dress
Ladies clothing Moncler down super copy Men's clothing shopping site
owl monster
What a way to start my last week! Please feel free to celebrate by making a comment in the comments section, unless you're a spammer, in which case, please just go away!!!!!
A special thanks to my dining companion, just me!
Bulgari ashtray sale
GUCCI (Gucci) symbol · GG pattern of Gucci is the emergence of one-shoulder bag that has spread to the entire surface. It has become a very elegant impression of color. Form that has been calculated Rounded show the silhouette clean, also usability because oblique cliff type preeminent! Since coordination is easy to color, I recommend the bag designed to be used for a long time regardless of the epidemic and age.
Pictured here is Bulgari ashtray sale.
Disney collaboration Takashimaya Kashiwa dress
basketball shoes that have been released from Nike. Means "air" in the name means that it is the athletic shoe series with the air cushion technology for sole with the company, "Jordan" in the series name is the collaboration between NBA players Michael Jordan have. In addition, the nickname of Michael Jordan was originally "air"
Pictured here is Disney collaboration Takashimaya Kashiwa dress.
Ladies clothing Moncler down super copy Men's clothing shopping site
DOLCE & GABBANA regardless of the (Dolce & Gabbana) age, gender, from Dolce & Gabbana to receive a strong support to the rich casual school, two-fold wallet belt closing arrived. Logo bracket shine in embossed leather. Kasabarimasen Among bag a slim form. Unrivaled usability on the inside pocket that can be rich in storage, such as cards and bills are equipped! The item which you can use for a long time forever in fine leather. Opening: belt hook formula inside: Put the card × 15 Your wallet × 1 zipper coin purse × 1 pocket × 4
Pictured here is Ladies clothing Moncler down super copy Men's clothing shopping site.
owl monster
Zandi is a distinctive design of the toe of the belt, Puma classic pumps sneakers. Pair patent material × polka dots is cute. Clean appearance of pumps sneakers, of course the daily casual wear, because the design Kiku is easy to walk the wear once, for your work, for travel, The item is popular in maternity style. ※ This item is not a traditional shoe box by the size, you have entered the eco bag can also be used as a shoe bag. ※ Due to the nature of the material in the upper, there might be some rubbing scratches and wrinkles. In addition, there is the case that there is some bleeding and adhesion of adhesive but there is no hindrance to your wear. Please note.
Pictured here is owl monster.
Day 42
Never been a huge fan of alfredo sauce. Something about scooping up a spoonful of butter, cream, and cheese directly into my mouth makes my stomach ache after the third consecutive bowl. Some people might scoff at that, and make some ridiculous suggestion about portion sizes. These people are quitters, and have probably never had to work under a deadline.
Today's pastas all fall under that calor-ffic umbrella. Warning - you may gain a pound or two just by reading the names!
Lunch was skipped.
Dinner was composed of three plates of pasta:
Bites In White Satin
The White Shrimp of Dover
Dirty White Bambino
Seven days left! :O
A special thanks to my dining companion, all alone~!
Bites In White Satin
It might seem like you're never reaching the end of this dish, but I assure you - what you're going through, I do understand.
Pictured here is Bites In White Satin - aw, can the poems, it's pasta-eating time!