Today I did some research for the blog. I am very excited to eat pasta.

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Jennifer -       Hello, and thank you for calling Olive Garden. My name is Jennifer, how may I help you?

Vino -             Hello, Jennifer. I have some questions about your Never Ending Pasta Bowl promotion.

Jennifer -       Certainly.

Vino -             Does this Olive Garden location serve all six pastas advertised on your site?

Jennifer -       Um...yes?

Vino -             Excellent. And what of your sauces? Will all six be available to me?

Jennifer -       *a note of hesitation creeps into her voice* Y...yes. Who is this?

Vino -             What about the toppings, Jennifer? All four toppings, including the NEW Shrimp Fritta?

Jennifer -       *voice cracks slightly* Yes. Sir...how much of the pasta are you planning to eat?

Vino -             ...see you soon, Jennifer. *click*

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