Spaghetti With Spicy Three Meat Sauce and Chicken Fritta
Even just looking at this picture is making me hungry! Great pasta. Really tasty. I highly recommend this pasta.
Pictured here is Spaghetti With Spicy Three Meat Sauce and Chicken Fritta, which I enjoyed eating.
Cavatappi With Marinara Sauce
Light, easy and fun to eat. Leftover marinara sauce makes for good dipping with breadsticks.
Pictured here is Cavatappi With Marinara Sauce, which I enjoyed eating.
Cavatappi With Marinara Sauce and Meatballs
This dish is actually very similar to Cavatappi With Marinara Sauce, but it has meatballs on it. The meatballs taste good, and so does the Cavatappi With Marinara Sauce, so altogether, this is a good dish to eat.
Pictured here is Cavatappi With Marinara Sauce and Meatballs, which I enjoyed eating.
Moon
The sterile light of the moon shines coldly over two Italians Sausages, tubes of meat engulfed by the mysterious glow. Is tonight the night where they make their move??
Pictured here is Moon - well, because, like, the lighting is....never mind.
Sun
The sun, incapable of mercy or pity, covers a side of the earth in molten rays of light. You feel tired, and weak, but you know that to stop here in the fettuccine fields means death.
Pictured here is Sun, and in the corner there you can see the remains of its previous victim.
Nebula
Nebulous though this definition might be, Nebula's widespread popularity and nebulization have changed the face of pasta forever - all dishes must have a certain nebularity to compete in today's market.
Pictured here is Nebula - try pronouncing it "neh-BOLA" for a terrifying twist!
Asteroid Belt
An impenetrable wall of spacerocks hurtling along at thousands of miles per hour in the infitinte reaches of space, or five shrimp? Your imagination can be the judge!
Pictured here is Asteroid Belt, unless you cannot look at things with the open mind of a child.
Hootie and the Blowfish
This dish cribs heavily from an earlier, much more prominent pasta, and when it was called out on it, a large cash out-of-court settlement hushed up the whole thing. But true fans will always know the real score.
Pictured here is Hootie and the Blowfish - I'm such a baby, 'cause Shrimp Fritta makes me cry.
Laurel and Hardy
Sometimes, two people can play off each other so perfectly that they don't even need words. This is an excellent analogy for pasta, since it, being inanimate, cannot typically speak.
Pictured here is Laurel and Hardy - please play some jaunty ragtime piano tunes to get the full effect.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
That's Philosopher's Stone, you inbred American muggle.
Pictured here is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - it takes a great deal of courage to eat pasta, but a great deal more to photograph it in public.
Fettuccine and an Entire Sausage
Why do I keep doing this to myself?
Pictured here is Fettuccine and an Entire Sausage. Hopefully this joke doesn't get old before my leftovers do.
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here is a spicy meat sauce that covers a fettuccine and there is no topping, at all
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