Wario's Revenge

This pasta features one of the three new sauces this year, Asiago Garlic Alfredo, which features a handful of full cloves of garlic. Predictably, consuming any of these (or all of them, as I foolishly did) soon coats one's entire body with a thin, oilly film that renders one completely immune to mosquitos and friends alike for days afterward.

Pictured here is Wario's Revenge - Wah!