Vegetarian Option

While it's true that a vegetarian diet is generally less fattening than the alternative, it's easy to forget that alfredo sauces easily double all but the most Italian Sausage of meat toppings in terms of pure calories. Likewise, just because a noodle is colored green or pink doesn't mean it's good for you.

Pictured here is Vegetarian Option - though it may not be healthier, it's definitely got 100% of your daily dose of Vitamin Smug!