Are You Alfredof The Dark

There's something mildly spooky, yet also very 90's, about this pasta, though I can't put my finger on it. Is it the way the shriveled sausage looks almost like a decaying mummy hand? Or perhaps the fact that the indigestion it's causing me even as I type this out is coming from inside the house (so to speak)!??!!?

Pictured here is Are You Alfredof The Dark - a pun so great I couldn't wait for Halloween to use it.