A Really Bad Thing To Order If You're On A Date

A Really Bad Thing To Order If You're On A Date is composed entirely out of ingredients that will give you bad breath, general lethargy, and a condition I've come to know as the "Garden Sweats". As the name suggests, I don't recommend it for first, second, or any following dates.

Pictured here is A Really Bad Thing To Order If You're On A Date, and I wish I had taken my own advice!