Grande-Sized Number Six Combo With Diet Coke

"Oh, God! Something's horribly wrong with my shrimp! Waiter!"
"It's grilled, sir. Some people find it a lighter option than the breading. It should take this bowl of giant rigatoni and thick dairy-based sauce down from 1900 calories to a slim 1800."
"Wow! Look at me, I'm friggin' anorexic over here! Order me a second one, just in case."

Pictured here is Grande-Sized Number Six Combo With Diet Coke - skip the salad, you've earned it!