Today I did some research for the blog. I am very excited to eat pasta.
TRANSCRIPT (NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT):
Jennifer - Hello, and thank you for calling Olive Garden. My name is Jennifer, how may I help you?
Vino - Hello, Jennifer. I have some questions about your Never Ending Pasta Bowl promotion.
Jennifer - Certainly.
Vino - Does this Olive Garden location serve all six pastas advertised on your site?
Jennifer - Um...yes?
Vino - Excellent. And what of your sauces? Will all six be available to me?
Jennifer - *a note of hesitation creeps into her voice* Y...yes. Who is this?
Vino - What about the toppings, Jennifer? All four toppings, including the NEW Shrimp Fritta?
Jennifer - *voice cracks slightly* Yes. Sir...how much of the pasta are you planning to eat?
Vino - ...see you soon, Jennifer. *click*