Cheesetube Extreme

Cheesetube Extreme
Penne drowning in Five Cheese Marinara
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To say the five cheese sauce is "rich" is to criminally undersell the Olive Garden's ability to melt together cheese and butter.

The Classic+

The Classic+
Spaghetti sprinkled with Meatballs, drizzled with Meat Sauce
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The Classic is further enhanced with the addition of meat to the marinara sauce.

Day -1

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PASTA PASS UNBOXING!

Note: if I appear to be annoyed in this video, it is because I am FRUSTRATED at the postal service in my town, NOT with Olive Garden corporate. Shannon at their Customer Service Department was very helpful and patient.

Day -2

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Today I did some research for the blog. I am very excited to eat pasta.

TRANSCRIPT (NAMES CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT):
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Jennifer -       Hello, and thank you for calling Olive Garden. My name is Jennifer, how may I help you?

Vino -             Hello, Jennifer. I have some questions about your Never Ending Pasta Bowl promotion.

Jennifer -       Certainly.

Vino -             Does this Olive Garden location serve all six pastas advertised on your site?

Jennifer -       Um...yes?

Vino -             Excellent. And what of your sauces? Will all six be available to me?

Jennifer -       *a note of hesitation creeps into her voice* Y...yes. Who is this?

Vino -             What about the toppings, Jennifer? All four toppings, including the NEW Shrimp Fritta?

Jennifer -       *voice cracks slightly* Yes. Sir...how much of the pasta are you planning to eat?

Vino -             ...see you soon, Jennifer. *click*

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END TRANSCRIPT

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