The Pastas

13/50

13/50
Marinara enveloped by a bottomless bowl of Spaghetti
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Not Quite Jumbo

Not Quite Jumbo
Spaghetti united at last with Asiago Garlic Alfredo, perfectly pumped chock-full of Shrimp Fritta
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Allison was very unimpressed with the size of the toppings on this pasta. "They're so tiny!"

"Well," I ventured cautiously, "they are shrimp."

She did not dignify that with a response, but she did finish the dish, so it must've been pretty good otherwise.

12/50

12/50
Marinara dropped on a hill of Spaghetti
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Apparently, Not Worth Finishing

Apparently, Not Worth Finishing
Marinara lovingly tucked away inside a pile of Rigatoni
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This name could have been given to about half the pastas I see my dates eat, but Chelsea really made a point about it. The rigatoni was not able to maintain a hold on the sauce, and consequently the dining experience was notably dry and lackluster.

11/50

11/50
Marinara tossed on a agglutination of Spaghetti
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Meat Blanket

Meat Blanket
Fettuccine sauced with Meat Sauce
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Nominated for second-most unsettling two-word combination (after "puppy enema") this is actually a filling combination with a good balance of macronutrients. Solid option! Try not to think about puppy enemas while eating, btw.

10/50

10/50
Marinara put upon a bottomless bowl of Spaghetti
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Two Cows

Two Cows
Asiago Garlic Alfredo placed upon a fistful of Cavatappi, garnished lavishly with Meatballs
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Two cows are standing in a field (of cavatappi). One says to the other, "Hey, you worried about that Mad Cow Disease going around?"

The other one scoffs. "Why should I be? I'm a squirrel."

9/50

9/50
Marinara tossed on a cave, boy! A cave of Spaghetti
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Shrimpy Night

Shrimpy Night
Creamy Mushroom placed upon a bundle of Spaghetti, intriguingly studded with Shrimp Fritta
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The cool color palette and burning spirals of shrimp in this dish immediately evoke the foxglove-hazed world of Van Gogh's most beloved by college freshmen painting, The Starry Night. And if you don't see it, you're the uncultured one.

8/50

8/50
Marinara sheltered within a pile of Spaghetti
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Event Horizon

Event Horizon
Five Cheese Marinara uniquely dropped on a pile of Rigatoni
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Imagine a ring of cheese so dense, so packed with cholesterol, that light cannot escape its gooey center. What appears to be a normal pasta transcends into a physical phenomena beyond science's ability to explain. Also, it comes with soup.

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