Two Cows ⋆⋆⋆⋆Asiago Garlic Alfredo enveloped by a bottomless bowl of Cavatappi, adorned with Meatballs The Pastas 8 October 2017 - 5:55 AM Vino Comments Two cows are standing in a field (of cavatappi). One says to the other, "Hey, you worried about that Mad Cow Disease going around?" The other one scoffs. "Why should I be? I'm a squirrel."