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I’m Not Angry, Fettucine, I’m Just Disappointed

Meat Sauce enriched with vitamin Grilled Chicken, sheltered within a heap of Fettuccine

See, this right here is why fettucine with tomato-based sauces never reached the heights it did with alfredo. It’s too flat. It sticks to itself. The watery sauce slips right off the surface, leaving you with a forkful of dry noodles and a bowl of sauce you have to lap up afterwards, like a dog in a weird racist-against-italians cartoon. Ordering this combination is a crime.

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