It's good to be back.
My first week at the Olive Garden went by in a flash! Looking back on it, it's a blur of pappardelle and grilled chicken, both of which I've come to love. The noodles are filling me with energy, and the chicken with the souls of murdered birds. I am using their spiritual power to fuel the growth of my new body which is already filling out nicely, though it may be hard to tell. I'm expecting even more explosive growth in the weeks to come!!!
The downstairs neighbors have already left a note expressing their concern about my Jumping Jack-based exercise regimen. While I do pity their situation, I'm not going to jeopardize my progress by altering my routine right when I'm just getting in the swing of things. Janet and Phil, I hope that this shoutout on the blog balances out the mild annoyance of a few late night 'Jacks!
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS AND IMAGES CONTAIN FOOTAGE OF VINO IN HIS UNDERWEAR.
If you do not want to see me in my underwear, do not click these links! Thank you!
Video (in case someone accuses me of photoshopping these)
Front (flexing like a fool)
Front (making a weird face)
Back (as opposed to front)